Try not to subscribe to big things for risk of ascribing onto yourself that which suffocates your freedom to think, because once you do, you’re obligated to carry the weight of that institution on your back, like a dogmatic donkey. So be skeptical about institutional religion; don’t feign atheism; agnosticism pretends ignorance, so instead be cynical where you can relish in doubt; science and theology are fun but they’re not God.
However, if a hot, green-eyed Mormon girl/guy likes you, definitely go Mormon.
A Dogmatic Donkey
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